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Few Java Jokes

  By Kushal Paudyal | May 19, 2013 - 3:51 am | ,
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Thought of having a break with programming. Let’s have few jokes with Java.

Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own.

The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

Here  goes the second one.

News Report: “A Java programmer in Silicon Valley was detained for questioning yesterday after an anonymous tip that he was using a Hashtable…”

Originally posted 2009-02-03 18:16:00.

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How big can a computer memory be? Here is a list of memory units from Bit to Coperbyte.

  By Kushal Paudyal | May 16, 2013 - 2:52 am |
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  • 1 Bit = 1 Binary Digit
  • 8 Bits = 1 Byte
  • 1024 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte
  • 1024 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte
  • 1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte
  • 1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte
  • 1024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte
  • 1024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte
  • 1024 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte
  • 1024 Zettabytes = 1 Yottabyte
  • 1024Yottabytes = 1 Brontobyte
  • 1024 Brontobytes = 1 Geopbyte
  • 1024 Geopbyte = 1 Saganbyte
  • 1024 Saganbyte = 1 Pijabyte
  • 1024 Pijabyte = 1 Alphabyte
  • 1024 Alphabyte = 1 Kryatbyte
  • 1024 Kryatbyte = 1 Amosbyte
  • 1024 Amosbyte = 1 Pectrolbyte
  • 1024 Pectrolbyte = 1 Bolgerbyte
  • 1024 Bolgerbyte = 1 Sambobyte
  • 1024 Sambobyte = 1 Quesabyte
  • 1024 Quesabyte = 1 Kinsabyte
  • 1024 Kinsabyte = 1 Rutherbyte
  • 1024 Rutherbyte = 1 Dubnibyte
  • 1024 Dubnibyte = 1 Seaborgbyte
  • 1024 Seaborgbyte = 1 Bohrbyte
  • 1024 Bohrbyte = 1 Hassiubyte
  • 1024 Hassiubyte = 1 Meitnerbyte
  • 1024 Meitnerbyte = 1 Darmstadbyte
  • 1024 Darmstadbyte = 1 Roentbyte
  • 1024 Roentbyte = 1 Coperbyte
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Originally posted 2013-01-08 17:34:10.

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