Thought of having a break with programming. Let’s have few jokes with Java.
Two ints and a float are in a bar. They spot an attractive double on her own.
The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.
The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I lick your Bean?”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
The float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.
“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”
Here goes the second one.
News Report: “A Java programmer in Silicon Valley was detained for questioning yesterday after an anonymous tip that he was using a Hashtable…”
Originally posted 2009-02-03 18:16:00.