Hilarious Jokes

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Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other
ensures, you Continue to do so.

Blonde to Shopkeeper: – Show me an american flag
Shopkeeper showed her the flag.
Blonde: – Show me color variant flag.

How can a blonde Kill a Lion ?
Blonde thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a Person asked what she was doing….
She replied… Doing Higher Studies .!!!

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Blonde: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to New York in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Blonde : Are you sure.
Post Master : Yes ofcourse
Blonde : I have addressed it to Chicago.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions