Sholay Dialogs In Software Era - Very Interesting [Hindi]

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the
loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan
hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki
Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana
bandh kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers
hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder
chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia
Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin
aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup - chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants
hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia,
Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."




AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya
soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega
aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is
machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi
hai."
[logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga"

Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!